Rewind to last Monday, one week before the week-long school vacation called Spring Break.
Soph: "Mommy, it hurts when I swallow."
Me: "Well, are you sick? Do you need to stay home from school?"
Soph: (Wild dramatic shrieks) "No! No! Don't make me stay home from school I am NOT sick!"
Me, figuring she wasn't that sick, sent her to school. She briefly mentioned the swallowing thing on Tuesday. Wednesday afternoon she said:
"I almost fell asleep at school today. Why is the piano so loud? Why is everything so loud? Why is the sound of you washing the dishes hurting my head it is SO loud?"
I felt her head and decided that she could possibly have a very small low-grade fever and figured at the very least she had a headache. One dose of children's Motrin later, and it was like the whole "everything is SO loud" incident never happened.
She never missed a day of school and it never occurred to me to take her to the Dr., so mild were her symptoms. I had one crazy of a busy week and wasn't surprised at all when I woke up in the middle of the night Thursday with a mildly sore throat and aches and chills. "I guess I have Sophie's cold," I thought.
I took some cold medicine, went back to sleep, and when my ride for the gym came in the morning I was feeling so fine I was wondering if it had all just been a dream.
Ten minutes into my workout, I realized it hadn't been a dream at all. I returned home from the gym freezing and sweaty and aching. Note to self: Don't workout when you're sick.
After getting Soph off to school, settling the boys in front of the T.V., and taking more Tylenol and Motrin, I spent the next few hours sweating off a fever in bed. The great part about my day was that Photoguy had the day off from working (after an insanely busy week of us barely knowing he was even in town). He took care of the boys from 10 a.m. on, and it was like a real mommy sick day. Moms never get sick days! But, I got a true to life day off to be sick. So, I rested and figured things weren't so bad . . . until I went to bed that night.
I woke up in the night feeling like someone had removed my tonsils with a dull knife, no anesthesia, and then cut their initials into my throat just for fun. See, it's not only kids who are dramatic about illness :)
I took the maximum levels of Tylenol and Motrin possible without being fatal and just lay there and moaned for a few hours. In the morning, I took more pain meds and Photoguy (being the awesome husband he is) bought some Chloraseptic. In the past, this spray has been like a miracle on a sore throat, but this time, it barely took the edge off. Swallowing was excruciating.
Photoguy had to go to work, but mercifully took the kids to his mom's (thank-you, thank-you mom and dad N!) since I couldn't even sit up, I was so dizzy with fever. I now knew one thing, this had to be strep throat.
When I was a kid, I loved getting strep throat. It never made me feel very sick, but I
had to miss two days of school to make sure I was not contagious. One of those wonder illnesses where you can stay home from school and still feel good enough to play the whole time. And, I could even take bubble gum flavored medicine for a whole week. Yes, my friend, things didn't get much better than strep throat.
Then, I got it once my senior year of high school. I had a temperature of 103.7 and my throat felt about like I just described a few paragraphs ago. "
This is
strep throat?" I asked bewildered when the test results came back. Surely, I had to be dying, I felt so bad. And, so it has been, the two or three more times that I've been afflicted with strep as an adult -- a horrible, horrible, hideous disease.
I crawled out of my bed and dressed, determined to get a culture and antibiotics as soon as possible. It seemed the only road to relief. I looked up two clinics that I knew took my insurance, neither listed hours for Saturdays. So, I chose an after-hours clinic that houses my kids' pediatrician. Unfortunately, it didn't open until 10 a.m. It was only 8 a.m. and I bemoaned the two hour wait.
At 9:45, I got into the car and drove to be the first patient in line. Once there, I asked if they took my insurance. "We don't." The receptionist said. "That's fine," I said, "I'll just private pay, I'm really sick and I have to be seen." The receptionist looked at me obstinately and said something that I'm pretty sure is a complete inaccuracy, but she said it anyways, "Well, if you have insurance, and we don't take that insurance, then, we can't see you at all. We would have to have prior written authorization . . . blah . . . blah . . . blah . . . and a waiver . . . out of network . . . blah . . . blah."
Me: (incredulously) "But the clinics who do take my insurance aren't open today. What am I going to do?"
Her: "Well, M---- Clinic is open on Saturdays even though they don't have the hours listed."
The bright side to this scenario, I thought as I got back into my car, was that the expense would be less if I went to the clinic that took my insurance.
I pulled up at M----- Clinic and went inside. After waiting in a line, the receptionist said, "I'm sorry, but the Dr. is SO busy there is no way you can be seen today."
"What?" I choked. "But, the people at the other clinic said I had to come here because of my insurance. They won't see me either. I'm
really sick. I
have to be seen today." I could not dissuade him. "Well, maybe if you had been here at 8 a.m. when we opened," oh the irony. "Try
this clinic," he said, handing me yet another paper with a list of clinics and addresses on it.
I could not believe that no one would perform a simple strep culture on me. Here I am, in the most advanced nation in the world medically speaking and not one person will take my cold hard cash to stick a swab down my throat. Are you kidding me? I was beginning to think that I would have to go to the ER (where, by the way, my insurance
is accepted) just for strep throat. How ridiculous is that?
I arrived at the third clinic. The busiest so far (judging by the length of the line and the crowd in the waiting room). Instead of waving an insurance card around, I just said I needed to private pay. For the bargain price of $70 and after a two hour wait, the culture confirmed what I already knew - strep. Finally, at 1 p.m. I returned home to rest with that great little prescription clutched in my hand.
At times like these (when there is sickness in our family), I feel especially grateful to live here instead of China, or anywhere else for that matter. There is something comforting about being able to speak English to your Dr. and being familiar with the way things work when you are feeling sick. In retrospect, it may have just been easier to pick up some antibiotics at the pharmacy around the corner (no prescription needed) the way we did when we lived in China. But, I still feel grateful at times like these to be in my home sweet home, America.
I stayed on top of the pain meds all day, and even woke up every few hours in the night to take more. Still, but 8 a.m. (today), I had that same knife sensation in my throat and had to take a major megadose of Tylenol and Motrin and drink a cup of Chloraspetic. Still -- just pain and misery.
Later in the morning, the boys had fevers and sore throats. I called the on-call Dr. who (bless him) spared us the long wait at the after hours clinic and just called in the prescriptions for us. He said we should treat Sophie too, since she is the one who started it all, just to be sure the bacteria has completely left her body (otherwise it could settle in her heart and cause damage -- scary!). So, this afternoon, Photoguy came home with a big bag full of Amoxicillan and all of my kids could be heard saying, "Mmmm . . . bubblegum."
So, our spring break begins. With any luck we'll all be feeling better and ready to party by tomorrow!
The bright side of all the misery is: A sick day for mom (Friday), no kids during the long wait at the clinic (Saturday), two meals brought in by my mom (thank you, thank you mom), Photoguy has been the most awesome amazing husband waiting on all of us sickies hand and foot (thank you, thank you, thank you Photoguy -- you are the best!) and, we've gotten to watch the Bee Movie twice.